This Bomb Is Not a... well, it kind of is...

I've heard it all. "All men want is to fight." "Fighter jets are just an extension of your manhood." Etc in perpetuity. Yeah, a rocket looks like a penis. But you know, a penis is just a cylindrical tube, and cylinders are very aerodynamic! The same applies for bombs! For the last time, rockets and bombs are not... wait... what the hell is this?

God damn it. Nevermind.